weight loss jokes

Is weight loss a laughing matter? Well, it definitely can be as long as you're not belittling someone or out to do someone harm. Jokes are fun. Everyone knows that. People joke about all kinds of things Weight loss should not be exempt. And now, here are some great weight-loss jokes.

Have you ever heard the one about the.... Or have you ever heard the one about the.... Okay that's enough. Here are three really great jokes.

100 laughs a day is equal to 10 minutes of exercise!

How can it can get any easier than that?

(from DIET HUMOR guru: Daniel Worona)

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks. "Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183." Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "How old are you now?"

Self-love is the only weight-loss aid that really works in the long run. - Jenny Craig

Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two...alone.

Are you laughing yet? Sure you are. These jokes are really funny. It's not that weight loss is not a serious matter. Obesity can lead to all kinds of health problems including diabetes and heart disease.

But maybe if we just took some time and didn't take ourselves so seriously and learned to laugh just a little bit... Well at least we would burn some calories. In the meantime by while you're trying to reach your weight loss goals think of these wonderful weight loss jokes.

Help with weight loss!

Can anyone share Atkins diet stories? In my second week and weight lose seems to have stopped?

Please!

Husband and I are following the diet religously, he's already lost about 1/2 his weight. I'm getting smaller the but the scales are stubborn. How can I lose half a dress size and not show any weight loss on the scales? Help, I need encouragement. I really need to stick to this diet and make it work or I'm afraid I'm in for big health risks.